*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

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Dear tumblr staff,

stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)

(Source: canon-autopsy)



When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice


When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice


You said that your only sin was that you asked more of the sunset. You think you supposed you wanted more from life than what was good for you? You were a human being demanding your right. And more than that, you were a woman demanding her right! You think if two man would’ve walked down a train looking for women, do you think anybody have raised an eyebrow? Or if a man had led the life you had? And the story about Mrs. H would’ve been extremely banal if you’d been a man and your conquest would have been a woman: When a man leaves his children because of desire, we accept it with a shrug, but you as a woman, you had to take on a guilt, a burden of guilt that could never be alleviated. And all in all, all the blame and guilt that piled up over the years became too much for you, and you reacted aggressively; almost like a man, I have to say. And you fought back. You fought back against the gender that had been oppressing and mutilating and killing you and billions of women.
Seligman, Nymphomaniac Vol. 2 (2014)
Paris Hilton 3